Ah Mother’s Day, a day to be pampered and spoiled and a day you look for the perfect gift for your mom.

The one that kissed your boo-boos, changed your poop-filled diapers and listened to you be a brat during high school years.

So while you’ll looking for the perfect gift, here are a few you should definitely NOT buy for Mother’s Day.

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Pimple Popping Toy

I admit I’ve watched a few episodes of the Pimple Doctor. Hours I sadly can never get back.

And now I don’t have to feel bad. I can get my own Pimple Popping Toy and enjoy the rush.

But your mom will probably think it’s a bit gross.

Can of Whoop-Ass

If you mom can be a little judgy judgerson on how you life it turning out this might be the ticket.

No Phone Air

If your mom ignores you by playing with her phone too much then this No phone might passive aggressively share your thoughts.

Northern Lights Canvas

If you’re too cheap to take your mom to see the Northern Lights in real life this canvas would be a poor substitute.

Nothing says cheap like a picture of something you never saw.

Scarey

Scare the crap out of mom by making her think the tv is possessed.

AirFort

When Mom asks to go Glamping this is a plug and go substitute easy to annoy even the most fickle moms